Have you ever stared at a screen wanting to write something interesting about yourself? Welp, this is one of those times. You are here likely because you heard that I am a designer, artist, DJ, blogger, or something. If I started from the beginning that would be way over the top. If I just gave you a short sentence, you would think "ugh what a pretentious bastard!...I'll bet he's expensive?...". You could facebook-stalk me (freak). You could check out my Instagram stream...that may be a more accurate summary since I am a man of few words. This bit of text is quite a lot for a guy who does not talk much— but then again, have I really said anything here? If you want to get a better understanding of who I am, hire me, commission me, or just send me a good old fashioned email.